| me watching a movie: | omg i saw that gif |
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As long as I'm your Hooker
Im from South Florida, I sing horribly off key, and Im amazing in bed. I could sleep for years.
All my life I’ve been so lonely,
All in the name of being holy.
how much shawn would a kreayshawn kreay if a kreayshawn could kreay shawn
(via bornthisratchet)
| Lilly Allen music: | *happy go lucky melody with fairies in the background dancing with the angels of heaven* |
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| Lilly Allen lyrics: | The whole world is a dark place where no will ever escape from. Just saw an old lady get raped in London, I didn't do shit, too fuckin' bad. Everyone is on drugs and doesn't care, you all need help. You hate gay people? Well fuck you. My boyfriend has a tiny penis and it's not fair. Stop FUCKING HITTING ON ME AT THE BAR JESUS CHRIST, I HAVE AIDS OKAY?? Oh, you're 29? lmfao you're life is over bitch. You better hope a man comes along to take care of you, you're not 22 anymore. Anyone want to have some Chinese food with me? |
YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
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The human body is made of 72% pure water. This is why we feel so at ease in the sea. Our bodies call us to enter its realms, be sheltered by its refreshing hugs and smouldered by its wet kisses. Give in to the scent of salt, the scent of our souls.
Water of life (via jerrygarciasmiddlefinger)
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loser in paradise: niselle: When I’m finally a teacher I’ll have my students write essays...
When I’m finally a teacher I’ll have my students write essays about anything they want as a homework. Their favourite book, tv show, why it is unfair that pluto isn’t a planet anymore, a fictional story, how shitty or amazing math is, who they hate, whatever, as long as they like…
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how to paint a squirrel
i dont know what i expected
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The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age.
H.P. Lovecraft, “The Call of Cthulhu” (via generictrvekvlturl)
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little do children know that jack and jill actually went up the hill to fetch a pail of bongwater blaze it up with jack and jill kush swag legalize it
(via bornthisratchet)
#I bet he’s having a whole internal conversation with that torch.#Hello torch. I’m Matt. #It’s a pleasure to meet you on this fine day! It is fine #Isn’t it? #Oh thank you torch! You’re looking pretty splendidly dapper as well! #You’re my new friend you know that? #I’m going to call you Georgie #You and me Georgie#We’re gonna run this together #And when we get there I’m going to buy you a drink #AHHH Got you! You can’t drink! You’re a torch #Oh you’re so funny Georgie
matt/torch otp
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